Reminds me of the Richard Pryor routine about Leon Spinks:
Richard Pryor : Here is a [] that gets busted for a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine. Do you hear me, a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine. Have you ever sen a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine? A dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine melts before you open the paper. You’ve got to have a ballistics expert on the spot to examine that kind of []. And people always say ‘well how did he get busted for a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine?’ I have a theory. Would you like to hear it?
Richard Pryor : [audience collectively yells ‘YES’] If you buy a dollar and fifty cents worth of cocaine from any cocaine dealer in America, HE’S gonna tell on your ass!
Lol, I think I remember that! :)