Odds are Devon Archer meets his Maker before next Monday.
And odds are that the LSM won’t think anything nefarious happened.
Afterall, he died of natural causes whole cleaning his gun.
How the Biden Campaign Is Trying to Hide Joe’s Obvious Decline (With an Assist From NBC News)
The first step in the White House’s Operation Mighty Joe Young is to keep Biden from walking up too many stairs. Instead of walking up the big red stairs to the main entrance of Air Force One, NBC says that “More and more, Biden is forgoing the long staircase for the shorter stairway that takes him up through the plane’s belly.” From there, aides strap him to a handcart that they must then fumble up the plane’s spiral staircase to the jet’s living quarters like Peter O’Toole in “My Favorite Year.”
I’m kidding about the hand truck.
Nevertheless, “In the weeks prior to tripping onstage, Biden used the shorter set of stairs to get on and off the presidential aircraft 37% of the time. In the past seven weeks he’s used them 84% of the time, or 31 out of the 37 times he’s gotten on and off the plane.”
NBC is honest enough to admit that Biden now uses an “extra-large font on his teleprompter and note cards to remind him of the points he wants to make in meetings.”