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A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.
“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.”

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new madam.”

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, “Hi, Keith!”


3,940 posted on 07/17/2023 2:53:52 AM PDT by stylin19a (If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.)
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To: stylin19a

Lolo cute one.


3,942 posted on 07/17/2023 3:19:55 AM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: stylin19a

That made me laugh.

Keith, you got some ‘splain’ to do!


3,953 posted on 07/17/2023 5:00:47 AM PDT by exit82 (Either the Democrat Party will survive or America will survive. But not both.)
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To: stylin19a

ROFL


3,964 posted on 07/17/2023 5:32:39 AM PDT by Rusty0604 (Desperately looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
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To: stylin19a

Thanks for the morning chuckle...funny!


3,974 posted on 07/17/2023 5:44:52 AM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: stylin19a

lol..TOO FUNNY!!!


3,977 posted on 07/17/2023 5:47:49 AM PDT by STARLIT (two moments in life-those you miss-those you seize)
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