[stars & stripes forever]

The squirrel is probably walking on the pole. Squirrels around here walk on telephone wires.

[Lakeside Granny]

Squirrels do the high wire act here too, must be a squirrelly thing.

I and a couple of neighbors were sitting out on the front porch visiting when BOOM, a transformer blew.

A squirrel had caused it and he fricasséed himself, a smoking little piece of fried meat.

[CottonBall]

ok, squirrel one, humans zero.

Time to go shopping.