Two more sleeps and you’re back home! Sounds like you had a fun trip - good for you! If you’re anything like me, you’ll need a solid week of doing as little as possible to recover.
Did you hear about that beautiful “woman” who won Miss Netherland? Here “she” is....
https://babylonbee.com/news/miss-netherlands-chomping-at-the-bit-to-compete-in-next-beauty-pageant
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“Kollé wowed the judges during the talent portion of the event by elegantly cantering while eating 50 apples off a handler’s open palm in under 5 minutes.”
🤣😂
And that’s the prettiest woman in the netherlands?
I meant to put woman in quotes.
Now I can’t even remember what I was planning to post while I’m posting it! I guess that beats going into a room and having no idea why.