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To: thingumbob

It did, just long enough for us all to get back to our seats. The teacher always checked the bathroom after we’d been in there and on this day, the wet toilet paper came raining down to the screams of our teacher while we all laughed in our seats.

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That’s hysterical! I know it’s illegal in Cali to take away recess nowadays. Not sure about other places.

She would have had more success had she laughed. I would think with a bunch of elementary kids, you have to expect the unexpected.


2,028 posted on 07/10/2023 7:29:32 PM PDT by peteypupperdoo (Petey Pupperdoo - "We, the people, are the cure." (Q post #3724))
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To: peteypupperdoo
When I was a kindergartner the teachers still wore up-do’s with a french twist in the back and mini skirts and recess could be taken away but not lunch.

I don’t think there was anyway she could have laughed…. Her hair made her look like a paper mache art project from all the wet toilet paper she was wearing. Our goal in the bathroom was to try and cover the whole ceiling…..by the looks of her, we did a pretty successful job.

I sort of feel a mixture of guilt for what we did and awe at the ingenuity at our achievement.

I expect my confessional before I pass will sound something like “Chunk’s confession to the Bankrobbing Fratelli’s” in the movie “The Goonie’s”. I never made a theatre full of people puke like Chunk’s character but my Brother and I managed to get our little brother to eat the dried moss from the plant pot of my Mom’s PLASTIC umbrella plant which she later informed our Father, matter of factly at the dinner table, that she (mom) had caught our little bother going back for seconds (unattended) before dinner.

2,051 posted on 07/10/2023 9:04:58 PM PDT by thingumbob (Be honest, you didn't trust the science, you trusted the Tell-a-vision.)
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