Larry Nassar, 59, was stabbed six times in the chest and twice each in the neck and back, according to Joe Rojas, president of Local 506, the union that represents employees at the Florida prison where Nassar is incarcerated. Nassar suffered a collapsed lung, Rojas told USA TODAY Sports but was in stable condition Monday.
So-—sounds like Nassar tried to cop a feel on Bubba? Or maybe Bubba’s little sister is a gymnast? Or maybe he’s just an ill-mannered dumbaxx hat got what he had coming? But he’s a doctor so he can patch himself up, I guess. Lots of folks would volunteer to do the stitches. That lung puncture is going to give him a wheeze.