So extraterrestrial craft can traverse the universe but seem to have a hard time avoiding crashes here on earth. LOL
Who said they traverse the universe? And as to crashed debris, do you think humans are the only ones capable of psyops?
They're used to driving on the other side.
because while observing earthlings they see some drag queens and lost control of their senses
A lightning strike can do severe damage to any type of spacecraft.
Unless they reproduce asexually then there are female alien drivers. Just saying.
Guess they cut corners on Mars too....or outsource work to Uranus.
And there are so many of them crashing regularly as to warrant these kinds of secret retrieval and study programs.
This list could get a lot longer. Remember that even our most advanced aircraft auger in from time to time.