[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Why can’t she just throw an alligator through the drive through window? #FloridaMan

[Yardstick]

I’m thinking every state should adopt a signature revenge move for excess wait times...

Florida: alligator through drive-in window

California: molotov cocktail at bank checkout counter

Arizona: saguaro cactus over front desk of DMV

South Dakota: bust of G. Washington through plexiglass covid shield at Mount Rushmore gift shop

etc.