The pricing for the Skywalk itself ranges from about the "poor man's" $64 to as much as $500 per person. The lower end of the scale will have you wait for hours in a snaking long line while exposing you to tacky gift shops with squawking and misbehaving children all around you. Then once finally on the Skywalk, you get sort of the bum's rush to get back off to make room for others. So you sort of do the Chevy Chase nod and head back out.
The upper end package will have you whisked through like a VIP with a glass of champagne and servers bearing plates of snacks with toothpicks running through them and you get to stay out there as long as you like.
Then there is a lot of in-between packages that are sure to empty your wallet according to your socioeconomic status.
All the various pricing options will make you dizzier than the Skywalk itself.
Clark: J_____, it’s only the biggest g___d___ hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.