R.E.M.B.E.R.I.N.G . . . B.A.G.S.T.E.R
R.I.P. . . May, 1959 to June 7, 2023
. . . a Freeper’s tributeWhen I read my first Bagster-post
My mouth dropped open and
My mind exploded!
Then... I came to learn of his huge concern
That truth be told and we be bold
To protect our hard-won freedom!Then the unexpected happened.
…when I read the news,
Tears fell on my keyboard.
Whether silent or posting,
The impact we felt, together,
Was that of a thread bereft.
Trembling, we knew the grief
Of freedom’s silent sorrow.Wondering how it could be?
What — now — do we do?
“Bagster, we’ll miss you!”
Yet, we’ll remember the inspiration of
What you gave, as we learned and
Watched, and joined the fight with you!I’ll never forget how he forged ahead
With searing words, flung in sarcasm
Hotter than… “well-l-l…!”
Soaring over the minds of the
Dull-witted, humorless left.All, while dropping crumbs
That were bombshells
Of fun that destroyed our
Composure, as we watched
How our enemies folded!And his popcorn never...ever
Ran out!
I wondered if it was the secret
That gave him strength
For each new battle he fought!Now, he’s finished his task.
And I pray abundant reward
Has been given to our
Qwik-witted warrior,Who posted his wisdom and fun,
While poking and prodding and
Joking and goading
To make the loony-left flee!Why, who could fight back
At such logic and flak shot
Through the air of a thread?Those were the days —
Graced by a special
FReeper-Fun — as
Documented in The Oracle.Posture ready…
Bringing right hand to forehead,
In recognition, to give... my
Salute and honor to Bagster!Our prolific poster with gusto,
Who, emboldened with bravo,
Mustered the troops
And won each battle with glee!Yes-sir-ee, to Bags!!,
Our very own Qwik-Witted Warrior!
Ever, sir...
...our heartfelt, “ThankQ!”
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