None of his wives ever tattooed their eyebrows, droop. LOFL!
Is that the best you can do?
Weak.
Of course, Stormy Daniels has plenty of tattoos.
I think that's the most disappointing thing about this whole sordid affair. Not that Trump banged a porn star but that he banged an UGLY porn star.
I mean seriously? There were some hot porn chicks in the 90s! Jenna Jameson, Racquel Darrien, Juli Ashton, Chasey Lane... The list goes on and on. All hot babes.
Not Stormy Daniels. Even in her glory days, she was a fugly trainwreck.
But not to Trump!