Governor Hair Gel? Maybe. Buttplug? Maybe. The Wookie? Maybe. I suppose it could even be The Former Twelfth Lady.
I can’t see it being Newsom. He’s a white guy. And California is already in the bag for the Democrats. So what can he bring to the table?
If given the right odds, I’d bet on Michelle Obama. True, she’s lazy. No matter. She could act like one of those European heads of state. Don’t do anything except represent the country at formal affairs. Let someone else do the actual governing.