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Trump Indicted In New York For Eating Pizza Cooked In Wood-Burning Oven

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Jun 27, 2023 · BabylonBee.com

NEW YORK, NY — Former President Donald Trump continues to find himself on the receiving end of serious legal charges after being indicted in New York for eating pizza cooked in a wood-burning oven.

“He must face justice for this heinous act,” said New York City Mayor Eric Adams. “Everyone knows wood-burning pizza ovens are a danger to public safety and pose the most immediate threat to our democracy. President Trump must learn he is not above the law.”

In recordings leaked to CNN, Trump can be heard talking about how much he’s enjoying the authentic, New York pizza he’s eating. Audible gasps could be heard in the CNN studio as the audio was played. “This is one of the more disturbing things I’ve ever heard,” said news anchor Jake Tapper. “And that’s saying something because I hear Anderson Cooper’s voice every day.”

Trump was officially indicted for the crime and was expected to arrive back in New York for arraignment next week. The former president defiantly addressed the indictment in a post to his Truth Social account. “THE DEEP STATE AND THE RADICAL LEFT ARE AT IT AGAIN,” he said. “FIRST IT WAS RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA, THEN IMPEACHMENT HOAX #1, THEN IMPEACHMENT HOAX #2, NOW THIS! REMEMBER, THEY’RE COMING AFTER YOUR PIZZA, I’M JUST STANDING IN THEIR WAY! WITCH HUNT!”

At publishing time, federal prosecutors had reportedly intensified their investigation after it was learned Trump was in possession of a wood-burning pizza oven at his home in Trump Tower.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-in-new-york-for-eating-pizza-cooked-in-wood-burning-oven/

[STARLIT]

Thanks for the humor. We went to a local restaurant after going to the casino. Our waitress thanked me for actually smiling and looking at her. She said most people keep their heads down and on their cell phones.

I asked her how long had she worked at the old restaurant and she told me 5 years. I asked her if she saw a lot there knowing the building was over the underground railroad. She laughed and said she has seen a lot there. ( we didn't label what-but I mentioned the building next door being the hospital during the civil war. And the rented antique units closed down due to frighten owners and ghost)

She said well, you do know this building was a morgue during that time. I've NEVER HEARD THIS UNTIL TODAY!!

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF LOST HISTORY.

By the way they are still working on our millions of dollars Main Street.