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To: Lakeside Granny

Good morning, LG!

Have another:
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Clinton
@614clinton

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate....

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.” He sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son: I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with her.

But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow. Love, Mom.

#614clinton

1:27 PM · Jun 15, 2023


4,103 posted on 06/16/2023 5:41:54 AM PDT by exit82 (Either the Democrat Party will survive or America will survive. But not both.)
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To: exit82

Good one!

Moral of the story, don’t even try to lie to Mom, she’s too dang smart.


4,107 posted on 06/16/2023 5:50:31 AM PDT by Lakeside Granny (Vote RED~R.emove E.very D.emocrat~D&S)
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To: exit82

That’s an oldie, but goodie!

I remember reading it, here, many moons ago.

Love the ending :)

Good morning, exit!


4,108 posted on 06/16/2023 5:53:57 AM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
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To: exit82

That's priceless!!!! LOL


4,129 posted on 06/16/2023 6:53:24 AM PDT by STARLIT (two moments in life-those you miss-those you seize)
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To: exit82

Ha!


4,137 posted on 06/16/2023 6:59:56 AM PDT by Rusty0604 (Desperately looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
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To: exit82

LOL! Kudos to this Mama Bear.


4,236 posted on 06/16/2023 2:53:53 PM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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