Fisher-Price Introduces 'My First Gender Transition' Playset [Satire]

Babylon Bee ^

[aquila48]

[blackdog]

Mr. Potato dick turns into Taco Mamma. Nice!

[AAABEST]

lolz at the saw.

[budj]

Dang it. I've got to check the source first. I hate it when that happens.

[SpaceBar]

The thing to remember is that the current pathology of this country isn’t organic or grass-roots, it’s completely synthetic and top-down, dreamed up in places like Beijing, ‘think-tanks’ in DC and the Pentagon, and Frankfurt, to demoralize the public through media and entertainment, turning the courts upside-down, and eroding everyone’s rights to supposedly to protect a few. Buckle up.

[blackdog]

"thing to remember is that the current pathology of this country isn’t organic or grass-roots, it’s completely synthetic and top-down, dreamed up in places like Beijing, ‘think-tanks’ in DC and the Pentagon, and Frankfurt, to demoralize the public through media and entertainment, turning the courts upside-down, and eroding everyone’s rights to supposedly to protect a few. Buckle up."

Absolutely. This can't be repeated loudly and often enough. Thank you.

[gibsonguy]

That’s how far down we have gone. Many will think this is real until checking source

[Signalman]

Every time I think, “OK, this is the bottom of the barrel, things in this nation just can’t get any more insane”, a story like this comes along.

[cgbg]

I was certain it was real—we may be just weeks or months from it happening...

The perverts are just not taking “no” for an answer.

[ken in texas]

- Many will think this is real until checking source -

And there are people who might hear of it "word of mouth" and rush to Target only to complain that Target does not carry it. ;-)

[Vaquero]

You’re right but this is satire

[No name given]

It’ll happen any day now, sadly.

[avenir]

That’s a good assessment.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

Seriously, the Babylon Bee should be very careful about naming a company like Fisher-Price, especially in a spoof. Things are so darned touchy right now, it is a lawyers’ paradise.

[cowboyusa]

🤣 It’s the Bee. But, the fact we had to check is 😞

[joshua c]

did they send a set to dylan?

[joshua c]

i think the LEFT reads the bee to decide what to do next

[one guy in new jersey]

Satire is almost singlehandedly saving our sanity here in what used to be the U.S. of A.

And boy howdy does it need saving.

[alancarp]

If only they’d concluded the column by saying “Now exclusively available at a Target store near you.”

[butlerweave]

Are all these companies Mental ?