Pastor: Well, if you’re wife’s that awful to live with, why did you marry her?
Husband: Oh, she wasn’t like that when we got married.
Pastor: And how long have you been married?
Husband: 10 years.
Pastor: You mean you turned her from a sweet, loving woman into the woman you just described to me in only 10 years???
The happiness of a marriage is defined by whatever one party won’t do.