[oh8eleven]

I have learned that plain old Dial soap ...

No thanks. Dial soap is what they issued us in USMC boot camp.
Even fifty years later, every time I smell it I flash back to Parris Island. Ugh.

[umbagi]

You don’t use the USMC razor—a claw hammer? Drive ‘em in and bite them off, and use the claw on whatever’s left…