What? No chefs with ten gourmet selections every day at lunch?
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Oh sorry!! The 5 Star chefs with the 6 digit salaries and commensurate gourmet meals to order were omitted due to time constraints - as were other necessary Federal luxury features.
Former Sen. Richard Shelby reminds me of the proctologist in a Smokey movie. As a matter of fact, maybe it was Shelby because he certainly stuck it to the American taxpayer.