Ha! Maybe mine is, too. We got a new one, all fancy-schmancy, and a button on in blinks continuously. We make toast, then unplug. The incessant blink and beeps on housewares is ridiculous.
Our toaster is about 10 years old, and when it isn't in use, a light blinks from the toaster.
Our grandson, a math and computer old whiz kid at that time, told us that it was monitoring us and to beware of that reality.
Both my wife and I have terrible semi singing voices, so we seranade the toaster.
“Our grandson, a math and computer old whiz kid at that time, told us that it was monitoring us and to beware of that reality.”
Wow! Really? Ten years ago?