> Heck, then print enough to give each person one, we’d all be rich! <
That would work, except that making change would be a hassle.
Oh, wait. Maybe not. We’d just need 1/2 trillion coins, 1/10 trillion coins, etc.
I’ll take a piece of eight.
Let’s just call them the “New Dollar.”
That’s what they did in Brazil when I worked there in the 70s.