Vikings for the win.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/bum-splitting-turd-uncovered-uk-29568138
Before the 1920s Prohibition and rise of the Mob, that is what they called “a stoolie”.
Coprology always seemed like a weird specialty, even though we all do it with our own — “OMG, this one feels like a can of beer!” or even just “How’d I do?” I’ve got a book about it, somewhere, I guess I just have to follow my nose. I’ve never wanted to know what they used to make the ink.