Thanks for the laugh. I’ll bet your Mom had a good laugh, too.
Yes, mom and dad laughed about that, along with other things I said, for years.
We traveled from California to Alabama to visit my grandmother. I had to go really bad, my dad saw a couple of outhouses and stopped. I ran there, then ran back to ask which one was for girls. They thought that was funny too. These days I would be sent to re-education camp.