“now I’m adjusting to the windshield washer spurting simultaneously.”
LOL...I now what you mean. Either the rear wiper goes on and won’t go off, I squirt the windshield, I get the lights bright (am I sure they are bright? What does the light on the dash mean? There are TWO blue lights)...Wait, all the doors just locked. I didn’t choose that radio station! How do I turn down the volume?? I can’t get the ceiling light on (or off). How do I dim the dash lights? What the H is going on?
Cars today come with built-in poltergeists. The poltergeist industry is raking in the cash hand over fist.
—”Cars today come with built-in poltergeists. The poltergeist industry is raking in the cash hand over fist.”
Must be a new name for the BS subscription fee for the accessories that you already purchased.
https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23204950/bmw-subscriptions-microtransactions-heated-seats-feature