[T.B. Yoits]

So you would assault someone in a bar if 1) they ordered a product you don’t like, or 2) play a song you don’t approve.

I haven't met one bar owner who hasn't had the juke box distributor remove songs. Not one.

As for someone getting assaulted for ordering a certain drink, try ordering a "black and tan" in an Irish pub. You'd be forgiven if they knew you were a clueless tourist but other than that, you better know the rules.

[gattaca]

Good to know. I happen to like “black and tan.”