No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved.
The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal
....None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum."