[numberonepal]

Don't put anything ON your body that you wouldn't put IN your body.

I was thinking along the lines of avocado or grapeseed oil. Not like canola or Crisco (unless you want to get freaky naughty). The non-solvent extracted oils (cold-pressed) to be exact should be good externally. Yes it goes on you, but is not processed by the liver.

[miserare]

Crisco, if you want to swim the English Channel, like Gertrue Ederle.

She was the first woman to swim the English Channel, way back in 1926.