Go to Apple Hill in Camino, Ca. in the fall...
Example - O’Halloran’s Apple Trail Ranch
"Today, the farm offers 16 varieties of apples (Gala, Honey Crisp, Jonathan, McIntosh, Golden Delicious, Red Delicious, Red Gold, Mutsu, Fuji, Braeburn, Winesap, Arkansas Black, Pink Lady, Red Rome, and Rome Beauty) and four types of pears (Bosc, El Dorado, Bartlett, and Red Bartlett)."
/apple slide
Well, when your client is Louis Cyphre you're guaranteed an untimely end. Mr. Cyphre doesn't like 'messy accounts.'
Why, ThankQ! You are as sweet as a McIntosh apple!