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Clinton
@614clinton
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and ask, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorist have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they are asking for a 100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car asking for donations.”
“How much is everyone giving on an average?” The driver asks.
The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”