Love, O2
There are a lot of out of work...excuse me, resting actors, in NYC...
Hire one to dress up as a banana and stand outside the office.
“Does anybody know how to deliver a congratulation gift of fruit to the Manhattan DA to celebrate his banana republic?”
Why not just throw bananas at the D.A. Office building?
It would most certainly be misconstrued as RACIST!
White supremacist MAGA racists are sending bananas to a black man because they are signaling that he is a monkey because he is BLACK, and monkeys eat bananas. There can be no other meaning derived from the messaging. How dare you!
Release the Bananas!!!!
OK, I actually tried (3 times) but my grubhub order wouldn’t go through, even though it made it all the way to checkout. I guess I’m too far away or maybe the address is blocked for deliveries.
I still think it would be an appropriate protest if a bunch of gift baskets full of bananas showed up in the lobby of the DA’s office or the courthouse steps on Tuesday. Maybe with some balloons and a sign saying “Congratulations on your new banana republic”. At the least some homeless people would get some fresh fruit.
Are there any New York or nearby Freepers who know of a conservative friendly grocery or produce supplier or delivery service that would be willing to help?
I’d gladly pay the price for bananas and supplies and a nice tip.
Suggestions welcome,
Love,
O2