[Penelope Dreadful]

Sooo, guys have a thing for chicks who look like they stepped out of a run-down carnival???

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

There's some backstory. She and her late first husband were apparently Mormons. Nice apple pie clean cut types. She abandoned her religion and upbringing, he not so much. She gets a greasy little chump of boyfriend, who took upon himself to dispose of former husband. Whether he did so at her urging has not been adjudicated.

[BatGuano]

That be a slut arm. No “inker,” like that one, is worth even talking to!
Staying away is safer.
Beware the INK.