Patty O'Furniture
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?
Rick O'Shay
What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?
Liam Malone
Two Irishmen, Pat and Murphy, saw a sign saying “Tree fellers” wanted. Murphy said to Pat, said, "If only Seamus had been with us we’d have got that job."
I don't care what you say, a fake stone is not a Shamrock.
If it ain't brogue, don't fix it.
When the dance is over, the jig is up.
How do Irish musicians show off on St. Patrick’s Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and a leprechaun?
One does hat tricks; the other does pat-tricks.
I ran into a leprechaun who said he was down on his luck. When I asked how bad it was he said his family was so short they was having trouble putting food on the table.
Seven Irishmen at a party are as happy as they can be but add one more and they become Eire-eight.
When Irish chefs lock up their tools do they use a whisk-key?
Do Irish rice farmers celebrate Saint Paddies' day?
It's not over 'till it's clover.
Some people find Irish puns O'ffensive.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)