Sen, Durban has the coof:
https://twitter.com/senatordurbin/status/1637563582178119680?s=61&t=jYR3T-OD4wokVA1hqzR7jg
Dick Turban not only supposedly has the coof (again!), he is issuing the same friggin' generic "thankful" press release (again!).
Were it not for machine politics, this guy would be another crooked suburban middle manager who bangs the hired help, cheats at golf and gets a kick out of thinking he is - deep down - the most important guy in any room.
Turban Dick, Fetterwoman, Fineswine?-——I’m gonna need a bigger squeaky board to keep track of the defective dims.