Great chart.
My view is that you want your money in the banks with the largest derivatives exposure.
They are absolutely too big to fail—if they fail the entire national and in fact world economy collapses—and your bank account will be the least of your problems.
You do not want to be the bagholder in a smaller bank that can be allowed to fail.
I sense some tongue-n-cheekness, however, great way to look at things.