[Lazamataz]

Next, get some lovin’ from an alien chick for the full Capt. Kirk experience.

I'd hit this green chick.

[texas booster]

Laz, you are an originalist. Bad bot.

We have decided that Captain James Tiberius Kirk is not worthy of your respect.

You must be retrained to love the all of the TV series after TOS, so you can comply with the new diversity quotas.

At least after our beloved overlords add green womyn to the quotas ...