Tell me again how old he/she/it is? My best guess is 190. The Egypts have better looking mummies.
Ever since I saw a thread on GAW re the wee-wee-whacking fad, I can't get those posts out of my head. They mostly relate to the horrible odor of the artificially created nether regions, and the fact that it never, ever goes away.
Seeing Ol' Shrivel-Shoes' photo reminded me of that thread.