“it was revealed they don’t wear the fake boobs outside of school”
Is “they” he/she/its preferred pronoun?
It looks as if the newspaper is “woke” and is struggling to keep up with current pronoun trends. Darned if “They” are not looking completely foolish in the attempt. Once again, this appears to have been part of the attempt by the shop teacher to hoist these numbnuts on their own petard.