Well, it WAS key lime pie.
However, that is a little much for just one slice of pie and two glasses of water.
Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail and the charges will be severely reduced or dismissed. I’m sure the brother didn’t expect it to escalate to this point when he called the cops. However, it usually does so many times it is best to just separate the parties and wait until tempers cool down. Even if it was you that was wronged, in something this relatively minor it is best to just walk away to defuse the situation.
I wonder if alcohol was a part of this situation. I’m guessing yes.