Yes, I do take G-d’s word seriously. One wonders why you bother to post somewhat snarky replies then since you admit to not taking this seriously.
You response effetely defines the nature of a troll.
effetely = effectively
God did not write the Bible. Men did. The explanation it renders for the Creation and its associated process is purely allegoric. I know this because I can clearly observe that it describes the whole affair in a "Once Upon a Time" manner. I can also clearly observe that people read too much into the Creation story, because their beliefs do not match the abundant physical evidence.
The Bible is NOT a technical manual for the Earth or the Universe. It is a roadmap back to God through Jesus Christ; and, that is by Grace through Faith alone, not by anything I have done or left undone.
Oh, now you've done it! How devastating! I won't be able to sleep at nights! The wound is deep! AAAAAHHHHHHH, I'm dying.