If I ever run for public office, I want you for my Press Secretary. Heh. :-)
Press Secretary? Thanx for the promotion. I expect I’d last until the first blabby mouthed, knownothing, news dunderhead got un-courteous and had to be buttflung out of the neighborhood. Sometimes the paperwork just isn’t worth the “fix” to the problem-——bbbbuuuuttt sometimes it is!