One of the first jokes I ever heard..
“I call my girlfriend “Crisco”...cuz she’s fat in the can”
“I call my girlfriend “Crisco”...cuz she’s fat in the can”
I heard of one:
Her boyfriends all called the girl “butter”
Though on margarine she had been bred.
When she asked “why the nickname?” they’d mutter
“It’s ‘cause you’re such a much better spread.”
Hulking 6’6” boy, 17, who ‘viciously beat his teaching aide unconscious’ is held on $1 MILLION bond, will be charged as an adult and faces up to 30 years in prison - after being arrested THREE times for battery in 2019.
Brendan Depa, 17, can be named for the first time after the Seventh Judicial Court of Florida ruled that he would be transferred to adult court.
He is facing an aggravated battery charge after he allegedly attacked Joan Naydich, 57, at Mantanzas High School on February 21. The teenager ‘threw the teaching assistant onto the floor before repeatedly punching and kicking her .’