Yep. The King had to appear virile.
Also…..protecting the family jewels. Literally!
True! After standing there with with his mouth hanging open, my baby brother started asking those rapid-fire kid questions about how old Henry went to the bathroom. Did that thing screw off like the lid on a jar of peanut butter? How did he go Number Two? And on and on. But the funniest thing was the guard. He was trying so hard not to laugh his mouth was working and twisting and that made his chin strap kind of bob up and down. And then I was trying not to laugh at that!
You never know what the kiddies will remember about those family vacations years later lol.