Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: HYPOCRACY

I read about them wanting to this some years ago and decided I want me a baby wooly mammoth in the worst way. I could ride him to the grocery store and hang the bags from his curly tusks on the trip home. He would keep the lawn mowed. I could sell his poop for fertilizer and deer repellent. Besides, they’re cute. I want one so bad!


14 posted on 02/19/2023 2:56:32 PM PST by CatHerd (Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: CatHerd

Who’s scoopin’ the poop??
😆🤣😂


17 posted on 02/19/2023 2:59:09 PM PST by David Chase
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies ]

To: CatHerd

You can have mine. Tired of my car being gored.


21 posted on 02/19/2023 3:01:43 PM PST by sauropod (“If they don’t believe our lies, well, that’s just conspiracy theorist stuff, there.”)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies ]

To: CatHerd

I doubt that the baby’s tusks will be sufficient for bag-hanging until he’s at least a dozen years old.


91 posted on 02/20/2023 8:38:10 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson