Or maybe the old stumble-bum is a dooky pants spaz?
#DookyPantsSpaz
Make it viral people.
Excellent evaluation. Some are saying that he also has neuropathy on the bottom of his feet (reported by the White Crib quack) which explains the trip-n-falls. Neuropathy in the feet is common in diabetics, but that was not in the quack's report.
Conclusion:
The old stumble-bum, dooky pants spaz has feet as numb as his skull.