[seowulf]

I don’t much care for seafood.

I must be a caveman.

[rlmorel]

I get that. I feel kind of sketchy about seafood. Some I love, but fish itself...I can only eat fish whose flesh is firm and white when cooked, and if I even have a remote suspicion that seafood might be old, off, or...”fishy” I won’t touch it.

I do like shellfish of all kinds except oysters.

I completely understand why people don’t enjoy shellfish.

That said, I think those people watching me who were from Iowa and such, were put off by the process of smashing the crab claws with the mallet.

I think for them, it was a little too close to the Gallagher routine where he smashes watermelons with a giant mallet, and everyone in the front row gets covered with the red pulp!