I wrote one too ...
“You’re kidding right? I mean, you’re just making stuff up. Like the number of votes you got. And everything else from Corn Pop to Afghanistan. Is there not a vacancy somewhere in a nice nursing home in Delaware or maybe back in Scranton PA that would take you?”
“Oh, also, pro tip, nobody wants to die in a nuclear war. Just in case you were thinking otherwise. And another pro tip, the Atlantic is not the only ocean for dropping Chinese spy balloons. There’s this other one, forget the name, just to the west of the U.S.A.”
“Even so, Joe, don’t resign or anything stupid, just try to get to the end of this so we can drop-kick your sorry ass through the goalposts of history.”
Good ones!
That's high-school girl snark. She placed it up on the level where it belongs; not stooping to his level.