Don’t forget the “Goat Locker”
Not that he has to, mind you. It's because they generally don't let idiots command ships. We all know who REALLY gets things done in the Navy.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Screw up enough and the only difference between that and the Hurt Locker is the latter can suddenly morph into PlayTime.
(I still wonder what became of that E3 stuck a screwdriver into a busbar and survived but then went and lied his butt off about it to me, the Leading Chief and the Old Man.)