“Heidi Montag, 36, went a step above and hired a professional makeup artist when she prepped for the birth of her son, Ryker Pratt”
Ryker Pratt......that kids lucky he wasn’t born around the time I was.....with a name like that he woulda been guaranteed regular azz kickings on the playground.
Let’s see, Heidi Montag is the mom, Ryder Pratt is the kid - wonder what the father’s name is? Dudley Dooright?