[DallasBiff]

I'm not a woman, never been through child birth, but when this happens, they should have the Carly Simon song "You're so Vain" playing in the birthing room.

At least they are not getting glammed up for an abortion.

[Boogieman]

Nobody wants to see you giving birth, even if you put on a full face of whore paint.

[heartwood]

I managed to braid my hair so it wouldn’t tangle...

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Why are they worrying about something so trivial? If it makes them happy, go for it.

[V_TWIN]

I think baby gender reveal parties are stupid so you can imagine what I think about this idiocy.

[Vermont Lt]

Been through it twice with my wife.

At 4:30 AM, after contractions from 7pm the night before, I am pretty sure my wife wasn’t interested in a “touch up” while the delivery nurse and I held her legs over her head, as she was screaming bloody murder.

[Chode]

they wanna look just the way they looked in the backseat that night???

[Mom MD]

Yup. When I’m covered in sweat barf blood and worse having contractions the first thing I think of is a make up job. Right…

[al_c]

They probably do gender reveal parties too.

[wardaddy]

Lol

My wife put on some make up sure did

For all of em

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Some husband is in the dog house for using the “ugly dog” overlay while filming his wife’s delivery.

https://nypost.com/2023/01/23/my-husband-put-a-creepy-face-filter-on-me-during-labor-and-posted-video-online/

[metmom]

What narcissism.

[moovova]

Does the “hoo hah” get some lip-liner and a trim also?

[metmom]

I heard of one woman who put on make up for her labor and delivery.

By the time she gave birth, it had all run and she had big black circles around her eyes where her mascara ran. Kind of back fired on her for looking good for pictures with a brand new baby.

[cyclotic]

I don’t dare discuss this with my wife. Even though it was almost 23 years ago, she’ll regale me with stories about how painful and difficult her last delivery was. (it was. The kid was almost 13 pounds delivered the normal way with no drugs)

Makeup was absolutely the last thing on her mind.

These women are narcissistic and insane

[Bratch]

Hilarious Bill Cosby - Natural child birth

[ronniesgal]

My niece in law was mightily pissed that her husband sent out photos right after she gave birth and i don’t blame her.
I know another young mom who was pretty glammed up for the photos.
who is this bothering, really?

[SaxxonWoods]

Having babies are now just another way to glorify yourself.

Ah well, it’s better than killing them.

Maybe.

[SauronOfMordor]

I could see a woman wanting to fix her makeup AFTER delivery before taking pics of her with the new baby.

Before delivery the makeup is just going to get smeared.

[SamAdams76]

As a birthing man, I'm hoping they can pamper me in the delivery room with a bracing shot of bourbon and a six pack of beer to wash it down with, as I deal with the inevitable labor pains.

I hear it's pretty painful having a baby so I want to be prepared. This will be my first time.

[ConservativeInPA]

Problems of a first world country