Oldest thing I own?
We have two antique toilets:
The ‘new’ one is from 1908, the other is late 1870ish with a copper tank. They flush well and never clog.
Then I have a lava projectile from the last Yellowstone Caldera eruption that’s 631,000 years old...it was unearthed not too far from my home during an excavation at about 30’ below ground level and is about the size of a softball.
Wow, seriously cool about the toilets and the lava projectile!
Do those go together hahahahahahhaha??